He was young. He was Christian and Evangelical. He was Virginal. And he wanted to Get Laid in the most desperate way, I've concluded. And religion was the outlet for acting out this desperation. Superficially, he appeared feverish with Christian fervor and evangelism was an accessible means of acting out. There are lots of misguided evangelicals out there as it's an easy club to join; in fact, it's a big business. But for all the requirements of evangelical christianity meaning one has to get out there and Spread the Word, its members usually stick to friendly waters. That was the Young Christian's big mistake, and getting there by canoe, no less. Jesus wants his followers to obey the law, even if it's imposed by heathens like Hindoos. Another mistake, young man.
If only Christians lived their Bible. For a young virgin to want sex and to engage in sex is not a sin as described in the Ten Commandments. There's some twaddle about adultery, but an unmarried virgin cannot commit adultery, simply by definition. Oh why couldn't your Christian colleagues have steered you in the right direction? A nice hygienic dick might have something for you. Instead you broke with Jesus' teaching, broke the law with the idea of selling religion to a primitive people not interested in your message and hostile to your mere presence. And it what language were you intending to spread the Gospel to these unwilling prospects?
Oh, poor young virginal Christians everywhere, please...please Get Laid!
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