Pissy Trumpf

The piss story was provocative, and not handled properly.  By 'properly' I mean that interesting questions were not asked, possibly because the media didn't want to appear 'too interested' in piss.  To be interested in the world of piss and to be interested in the people actually paid to pee, well...that's something most people are not ready to admit.

First of all, I believe that Trumpf was indeed offered professional sex while in Russia; Russians are known for their hospitality, and it's been reported that the girls might be Ukrainian, not Russian, and these girls are known for their beauty.  No wonder Putin wanted to annex part of the Ukraine, their women are renowned as fine specimens of the female species.  But, we are also writing about professional sex workers and no such girl would pee on a bed.  A professional leaves the room as she found it, as if she hadn't been there at all.  The conclusion is that Trumpf thought they were going to wet his bed.  The further conclusion is that he's pretty square when it comes to certain fetishes, even one as tame as pee.

Sadly, Trumpf's military academy training failed him when it could have helped him enjoy some fine Ukrainian kinky (well, OK, in some quarters, kinky) sex.  Trumpf did you forget what you learned in survival training?  If you have to, you...can...drink...your own piss.  It's clean, ya big germophobe.  Piss is sterile and about the tamest way to get another man's DNA deep into your gut.  Yes, you can drink Bronkowski's piss.  Yes, you can drink Sanchez' piss.  Yes, Trumpf, you can drink Washington's piss.  Trumpf!  Enjoy!  Your time in the presidential limelight is drawing short.

Porn World Awaits Spermy Daniels

Yeah, Stormy will bring down the Big Ugly White Man.  Actually Whitey isn't the type to let Himself get impeached.  He'll skip first, but we'll have to see how this plays out.  Any which way, it ain't gonna be pretty.  In the meantime, I'm ready for Spermy Daniels, the next great gay pornstar.  We already have Stormy, but she ain't gay.  And we have Christopher Daniels, and yes he's very nice.  But I'm ready for Spermy.  Which studio is going to bring him out?  'Til then, I'll be happy with the new talent out there, just in time to restore my faith in porn.  It was getting a little too respectable.  Now we're ready.

Fire Island Fuck Boy Breaks New Ground

It has long been a fantasy of mine to observe a celebrity, well-known or with a cause for being known...get down and dirty into bareback, getting fucked...and in a very big way.  I'm not into cable, but I've run into, despite steering away from..reality shows...straight or gay; so my knowledge of 'Fire Island' is based on the trailers and snippets found on YouTube.  You know the format already...let's stir up some conflict and capture the sparks flying, or the shit flying, and Patrick McDonald, the Southern gaylena transplant from LA & NYC (Brooklyn) is the spark that set the fire on Fire Island.

Well, he's that celebrity, reasonably well-known I suppose, certainly down and dirty, and most certainly, into bareback in a video by the smart guys at Raw Fuck Club, 'Fire Island Fuck Boy,' which came out last November and was for me the most notable event in Bareback Porn of 2017.  I don't care much for Patrick's nom de porn, Ace Arborwood, and I'm guessing it has something to do with his Georgia boyhood, but his performance is great.  If you find you're agreeing most of the time with my take on bareback porn, you'll like 'Fire Island Fuck Boy' Part 2, where the action moves to the sling and the loads start shootin' and Ace/Patrick does everything that a trashy white bottom slut is supposed to do, and with some nasty relish, demonstrating some natural talent.  RFC has rounded up a stable of hardy studs, some of whom you'll recognize, so enjoy FIFB.  The buzz online is that Patrick has 'disappeared,' so gay chatter is all about 'where is he?'  He created a Twitter account about the same time his video came out, but he hasn't posted once.  I don't think a porn career would hurt him at all, and hope to see more of him.  But he should be doin' somethin' right now, as the shelf life on pornstars is notoriously short, something we all recognize.

I don't know, of course, because I haven't met Patrick, but he's probably Negative and on Prep, which is typical for the emerging generation of bottom bitches...and since he's got nice hands, he's probably got nice feet which we're not permitted to see, as he wears some dorky hiking boots throughout.  I've gotta say that as far as my own fantasy of celebrity bottom pornstar goes, I'll have to settle on an Ace Arborwood.  And keep dreaming of Charlie Sheen.