Nasty Finger Draws Ryan Cummings' Blood...Blame Bad Porn

There's always some lout in the crowd who thinks he has to stick his finger up an ass before fucking it.  I'm not talking about a sensuous probe of the buttlips but rather the clumsy insertion of the forefinger, thrusted in savagely without any style or class.  And if you're going to behave that way, then you had better have fingernails filed down so you don't cut up the hole you want to fuck.  You do want to fuck that hole, don't you?  I read the profiles of so many queens who offer they are not into 'blood,' so then why stir it up?

For this inconsiderate and disrespectful habit of long uncut fingernails shoved up an ass, I blame all the bad porn out there, with dunderhead gay-for-pay tops showing how little they know about gay sex.  Bad porn is more prolific than ever with countless mediocre (and ultimately expensive) websites out there streaming shit 24/7.  Its bad influence has spread to the far corners of the earth.   I think bad porn is responsible for a lot of dumbass sexual practices, such as butt slapping.  A lot of unsophisticated tops think it's mandatory to slap the ass before fucking it, which of course is total bullshit.  Another absurdity is dirty talk, which the unsophisticated must believe adds an element of raunchiness.  'Ya like that big dick?'  Ah shut up and just fuck me, you dumb shit...your dick ain't that big and I've had way bigger.  Well, that's what I'd like to say...but never have.

Ryan Cummings was down in LA this past week, and had to curtail his usual marathon bottoming when some shithead with untrimmed nails cut him up.  Ryan tweeted that he had to quit early and thought that he might have to write off sex for a while, referring to the last time this happened, also in LA as it turns out, when he had to forego sex for a week.  But the man's evidently a quick heal, and determined not to miss what he calls the Super Hole party, where he elevated that annual sex event, with his famous tawdry presence and took his usual dozens of hot loads.  Ryan Cummings is an inspiration to all of us who at times suffer the wages of bad porn.