The Efficient Fuck

Of course we watch porn mostly for inspiration and partly for vicarious thrill. For those bottoms having as much sex as I do, there's very little vicarious thrill. We don't need to be vicarious. Some of the sex I've been getting is as good or even better than porn. I've been a little lucky here and there, but mostly I'm responsible for my own sex life and to make it happen.

Now if I can inspire a top, at least for a short while, I'm as good as porn. I have little patience with those bottoms who are always complaining about their tops. Ya know, ya gotta be inspiring.

So when I'm plowed by a daddy, fabulously fucked, as Scott O'Hara used to say, I think I deserve most of the credit. Aha! Well, that is most of the time. A couple of weeks ago I got fucked up my toxic shitter by a muscular daddy, built and bald, and it was such an efficient affair I'm calling this installment The Efficient Fuck. These fuckings are smooth, rigorous, paced, quick and effective, ergo, a nice load planted far and deep, deep, deep into my gut, my inner depths, the back room.

This fucking maybe lasted all of 3 minutes but it was so nicely executed it was totally satisfactory. I've never had a live-in boyfriend kind of relationship, so I'm only guessing that this is what it should or must be like. An efficient fuck...every night or so...preferably. By a top who knows what he's doing. The bottom has to be cleaned out and ready to go at all times, and I've blogged about that already. And most important, try to be inspiring. And better than porn. Amen.