Hamster Fends Off Gator at NRA Convention

An in-house feud over money and possible other issues came to the surface during the National Rifle Association's meeting last week.  With all those Mean Girls packing heat, it should come as no surprise that feuds would arise, badass sorority girls with guns being what they are.  But who would have thought that the rabbit-faced, rodent-like Wayne de la Pierre (sic) would have ousted ex-Colonel Ollie (Gator) North in this colorful battle?  To my mind, it ended all too early, with the Ollie-Gator slithering back into The Swamp.  With a sniveling, sniffin hamster sending the gap-toothed fierceness of Ollie Gator into the darkness of the ooze, the continued decline of the Gals With Trucks and Guns, our NRA seems destined to feebleness, echoing the lapse of the American Legion, the Boy Scouts and other forms of formula masculinity.  Time moves on whether this Old School America likes it or not.