Xtube reviews: check this one out/hetebottom

Men, start with Xtube and then search for hetebottom. I don't know if hetebottom means that he's a bottom who happens to be hetero (not unheard of; to wit, porn philosopher Scott O'Hara - may he r.i.p. - once quipped 'lots of straight guys like to get fucked' and ah, ok(!))and Dutch, and, I gather, a well-traveled businessman on an expense account. Let's just say that I have fantasized (and isn't that what porn's all about?) that this Eurobiznessman travels through Africa, and when he finds himself in a nowhere third world shithole, posts for every swingin' dick to come on in and fuck his ass. I mean, like, if you found yourself in Nairobi or Lagos or Johannesburg, on business, what the hell would you do but post that your ass was up and ready? Now, hetebottom is not exactly buff...but keep an open mind...get past your associations with all those Red State marshmallow asses (aplogies to all Red Staters who are hip and would rather be somewhere else), big, fat, white and without any definition whatsoever...but having said all that, he is one hot piece of ass. And a lot of black dudes,the formerly 'dark continent' would agree with me. Xtube is free, and thanks to the ipad, is getting to be as good as professional porn. To be sure, it's amateur, but if you're into big fat white asses, black dick, feet, and fucking...check out hetebottom.