Orgy: 90's Condom Party: Shove'em Up Your Ass!

Okay, there's something called...Orgy...advertised as a 90's Condom Party...takes place on Aug. 18 at 525 Harrison here in SF...dancing...with big name DJ's...and on stage: live safe sex acts(!)...Wow!...here we go...another lame attempt to fetishize latex. Kids, I go way back to the days when Al Parker was the biggest name in the business...scary times, to be sure...but Al Parker was enlisted to act on video demonstrating safe sex options, and one of them involved using a dental rubber dam to engage in oral sex. I doubt if it worked. I don't mean to demean Orgy's mission, as the Stop AIDS Project is involved...but its message is for negative men who want to stay that way. And these guys are looking for husbands, mostly, and more power to them. But what about those negative guys who want to enjoy nasty, raunchy, unihibited mansex? I doubt if condoms are the answer, here. To me, the message has always been concise: get tested/get real/get down. To confront this issue, negative guys, you have to be honest with yourself, and I don't need to elaborate any further. Which brings me to last night: the CumUnion Party at the Steamworks in Berkeley. Well, too much happened to reveal in a single blog, so I will continue about CumUnion on a Wednesday night in another posting. But let me share you with some of the condom shenanigans that went on last night in Berkeley...as they relate to me, personally. I got fucked about 12 times, took 2 loads, and I shouldn't complain...but being a pig, of course, I wanted more, and drove home feeling a bit comtemplative on our lifestyle, but more about that in another blog. Last night, the first guy came into my room with the condom already on his dick...he fucked me nicely...it was a nicely curved tool, not too big, not too small, the curve made for some interesting sensations, but...that condom...fuck!!! Okay, he's looking out for himself, he's smart, etc, a nice looking guy, maybe Latino, definitely a Mediterrannean type. I made sure to ease that rubber off his cock and once he had left my room, pushed it up my ass. The next guy was a rawfucking bald daddy, and I'll blog about him another time...he didn't cum, at least I think he didn't...then another top came and quickly got me where he wanted me and fucked my ass vigorously...I got my hand down where his dick was in my butt, and I detected a rubber (fuck, man!)...he didn't even have time to put it on..WTF...but this guy did shoot a nice load...ah, into the rubber. I made sure that I unrolled this prophy off his cock, and as before, shoved it up my ass. These rubbers stayed in my hole the rest of the night...some time was spent on the fuckbench in the gloryhole area, where 5 guys fucked me, and later on, the best fuck of the night...raw(!!!)...a torpedo-shaped schlong worked my hole up and down, and shot a respectable load up my ass...he was fucking the rubbers the whole time and we got some interesting squidgy sounds, very hot. Let's think of a great Stop AIDS fundraiser, at a hot SF bar (Kokpit, are you reading this?) with hot pro bottoms (people like Sage Daniels, who's always game, for example), pushing donated rubbers (filled with cum?) up their asses, then pushing them out and then letting the bar patrons bid on them. Then the patrons can eat the condoms, or do whatever. If that's just too much, well then...chocolates...as an homage to the late, great Christopher Rage. For charity...let Sage push a chocolate up his ass, push it out and let the bidding begin! Wouldn't that be better than just another dance party? And oh, about my own condom stash...the shit stayed up there almost a full day. I finally coaxed them out with my favorite dildo, my Jeff Stryker Super Fabulous Fucktool...well, that's what I call it...Jeff doesn't know about this. Yeah, I had a couple of condoms, one full of cum, marinating in my ass for almost 24 hours...doesn't that make you wanna cum?

'Sex in the City' is Shadow Porn

After the release of the second 'Sex in the City' movie last year, I don't think we'll be seeing a third, and that's probably all for the good. The significance of the 'Sex in the City' franchise is solid: it restored New York's proper place in the American imagination...it made America fall in love with New York again, after a mean-spirited suburban culture engaged in trashing New York for three whole decades. Gays helped rebuild New York, and that's where Sex in the City comes in: it's pretty obvious that the franchise is about 4 gay men played by female actresses. It couldn't have sold with 4 gay men, despite the success of 'Queer As Folk' (safely set in a cultural backwater of its own making), the nation and world weren't ready for 4 queens making New York their own oyster. That would have been too scary for cable television executives, much less the American public. But if the talented writers of 'Sex in the City' imagined the four main characters as gay men and then cast women to play them, that's more to their credit. They made it happen, and it changed the nation's perception of big, bad, decayed, immoral, scary New York. It was the influential gaywriter Ethan Mordden who posited that the gay population could be classified into 6 types of queens and the six designations elude me at the moment. I checked my library of Mordden books and cannot find the passage where he puts it down. I checked the internet but the key words are too vague. If somebody out there knows, please respond to me. There are 6 types of queens, he wrote, and four of those types can be applied to the Sex in the City girls. Miranda is obviously the 'business queen,' and Charlotte the 'tearful queen.' Samantha the 'dangerous queen,' and Carrie, well what (?), she embodied characteristics of more than one, I think, which made her role the glue that held the sequences together. Where am I going with this? I don't know if you agree with me, but maybe it's time for our great porn producers to re-engage the storyline concept to porn, that was pursued by the truly greats of porndom...Christopher Rage, Arch Brown and Al Parker and some other guys even I've forgotten...the revolutionary porn of the 80's. Porn with a beginning, middle and end, not gonzo porn or loops with good production values. It could even be a series in the 'Sex in the City' model. A porn soap opera would be fine by me. Let's take it one step beyond the thematic, which is where the best pornographers of the day are right now. We're waiting and we'll have to wait a little longer, maybe...but here's a fact: bareback porn is in a rut right now. The tops and bottoms of porn are as good as they ever were, but the element of fantasy is missing. Just a hint of a story would be enough to bring us back. When we're checking xtube before checking the pornstudio websites, that's not a good sign. It's time to make the shadow real.

More reviews: Christian Torrent's Cum Party, Load House, Barebacking Rich Wrangler

I've been a fan of Christian Torrent ever since TIM brought him out in 'UK Beef Bangers,' although it was a gloryhole scene, that biohazard tattoo was there in our faces. Then he returned in Liam Cole's 'Bad Influence,' shooting a hot charged load up the ass (or arse) of a cute little twink, and taking some loads himself in a hot threesome. Now he stars with his name in the title(by WAN). Claudette Colbert is said to have believed that her left side was her good side and it was in her contract that she be filmed only from her left side...Christian Torrent knows his left side is his good side and we get to see that biohazard tat as he's fucking and getting fucked...this is a major turn on for all serious pozcum fetishists...buy this dvd. But more than that: there's a Christopher Rage thing going on here...CT is in just about every scene, and with some of the most louche, degenerate, dissipated looking bottoms in video and one dependable Woody Harrelson-lookalike top. But the Christopher Rage thing is simply not the slovenly trashy performers or the settings of solid, dark backgrounds...there's constant music relying heavily on African-inspired rhythms, percussion and sound effects like machinery and trains. Buy this one if you're hot for poz action.
There doesn't seem to be a bedroom in the Load House ( by Jonny Ransom), a residence in San Francisco where everyday typical gay businessmen like Dan Fisk (!) bring tricks to fuck. There are 4 or 5 scenes and its a round robin affair with everybody matching up eventually. The action starts in the kitchen with Dan and Sage Daniels, and in subsequent sessions, moves to the shower, and then a closet, hallway. No one gets fucked in a bed, in this movie. Buy this one for the latter two scenes both featuring bottom Timm Zane getting fucked in a chair (by Dan, again). I've written about TZ before...he's hot, poz and versatile, and if you should think he's not blessed with a pretty boy face, you'd be right and you'd forget about that and wish you had his dick AND ass. Look for more of him in the future, he won't let you down.
Barebacking Rich Wrangler (Ricky Raunch) features the usual cast of sluts from Canadian Patrik Kohl who improves with every new video. This one is especially hot because all the guys are poz, according to Rawtop's website...and you get Rich Wrangler AND Fred Mayer thrown in for good measure. These mega pig bottoms appear to be insatiable but you gotta hand it the overworked tops, guys like Kamrun and Andre Barclay, work their asses off with their relentless fucking. There are only 4 or 5 scenes but they are long, with plenty of good angles, clean anal insertion shots, dicks in ass, group sex...and a hot foursome. Now, I'm totally queer for foursomes...some of my hottest memories are of those lucky times when I happened to share a mattress with Tom Shannon (at the Camp Palm Springs), Chad Adams (in Bill Gardner's sex warehouse in Palm Springs) and Marcelo Masko (at a Cockpit party...the one time they had it in a playspace on Harrison St. in SF). In each case the tops fucked us, switched off, back and forth, cumming and then moving over to the next guy so that he'd get a share of the cum...none of this was planned...it just happened, as it does in the best sex parties. This video brought all of that back to me when RW and FM get fucked and loaded while on a round platform. Buy this one if you're into hot poz pigs getting charged up again and again. Oink!!!!!!!