The Trannyfuck That Didn't Happen

I didn't think that I would ever realize this fantasy, and sadly, an opportunity was lost because of geography...and timing, and all I can say is 'Goddamn it.' I was traveling on business, but as I usually do, I checked in on Barebackrt to find out what's going on in the Bareback World. My curiosity is hardly idle, but sometimes things simply can't happen. Then...I got 'pinged' by a transgendered visitor staying in a very classy downtown San Francisco hotel...she was horny, she was hard, and she was leaving town later that day, and she needed to get off, preferably in a white sluthole. Gentlemen, there is a God and He obviously believes that bareback bottoms deserve a break. But God,on principle, doesn't make things easy: He put me in Sacramento the day Miss TG mailed me wanting to hook up and plow my ass. Nothing would make me happier than to be under a black transgendered top with her dick up my ass while I nibbled on her tits. Well, all is not lost, as we did connect, and traded numbers and maybe we can make it happen when I'm in New York later this year. Until then, this remains a dream unfulfilled.

The Breeding of Jayson Park - Review

At the conclusion of the video 'Sex Life/LA 2,' pornstar Damian Ford muses (with a lollipop in his mouth and his hand at the wheel of his SUV) about what qualifies one as a pornstar...one movie, Damian concludes. Right you are, Damian. And video means you can live forever, if you've had the chance to play on video. By that rule, yours truly qualifies as a pornstar...I was in 'Dungeon Fist Party' and 'Dungeon Fuck Party,' where I took Steve Wiley's load and got fucked by the legendary Will West who made me shoot an impressive load and then made me eat it, with his own artful flourishes,wiping my sweat with my leather cap and throwing it derisively on the fuckbench...it was all Will, as Ray Butler didn't tell us what to do. A true gentleman, offscreen Will apologized to me for not cumming up my ass!
But this installment is not about me. It's about the real, true pornstars, where the standard is higher than the Old Hollywood standard...that being, your name over the title. In porn, you are a megastar if you have a dvd titled with your own name. The hardest-working bottoms in the business right now...all qualify. Ian Jay, Sage Daniels and Dominik Rider have all starred in their own gangbang videos with their names as part of the titles. But this honor had eluded maybe the hardest-working porn bottom of them all...Jayson Park. Until now.
I was at the Playspace on Folsom St. when Barebackrt's 'The Breeding of Jayson Park' was filmed and I admit right now that I didn't like the set-up; all the action was limited to a tiny platform. But not to worry. Jayson shines in this one, taking one anonymous load after another...the tops are not named, but I recognized at least one from my personal sex life. Such helps with the fantasy.
Jayson is not only a great bottom, but he's fun to watch getting fucked...here's a man who really loves his work. Don't you hate those bottoms who whine, whimper, or grimace or the worst crime of all: talk too much? Shut up when I'm fucking you, is what they need to hear. The worst of all: the bottom who sings when he's getting plowed, like the queen I was trying to fuck in a Portland Oregon bath house years ago. A Cyndi Lauper tune is not on the gay erotica short list.
Well, Jayson doesn't sing...but you will hear some dirty talk, and the sleazy sounds of cum being slushed around.
This video might be hard to find in the hinterlands, so go to the bbrts website.

Manfuck Manifesto - Review

I thought I'd never see Matt Sizemore bottom, but indeed he does just that in Treasure Island Media's 'Manfuck Manifesto.' He gives it up to the ultimate sex pig Ray Dalton, who demonstrates his true versatility by turning Mr. Sizemore into just another big ole bottom in a masterful sequence that closes one of TIM's better videos in recent memory. You shouldn't necessarily skip right to Matt's and Ray's scene, however...especially if you're into daddies pluggin' young and tender boi-holes, because that's what this manifesto is about. TIM serves up some newer boy butt, to be worked over by veteran daddies Brad you know who, Derek you know who, BJ you know who and Jack, where the hell have you been all this time? These reliable tops deliver gallons of cum up the fresh holes of guys like Blake Daniels, Noah Foxx, Tennessee, Dimitri and sensation-waiting-to-break out Jackson Taylor who claims his sex life started at the truly tender age of four. Litte, cutie Jackson gets pozzed by daddy Ethan Wolfe who sports an in-your-face biohazard tattoo on his groin. Man, I'm just waiting for TIM to get him in action from the bottom's POV, on his back with that biohazard warning in full view. In its usual fashion, TIM has some overlap with totally fucked out poz bottoms Ian Jay and John Sullivan, and their fans won't be disappointed. This dvd has something for everyone, but it will be remembered as one of the best dads-on-lads themed videos ever made. There's poz ass taking poz cum in this one, even though Brad and Derek are famous for being HIV-negative, you poz fetishists will get off on 'Manfuck Manifesto.'
Coming up: TIM's next 'Return to Meat Rack,' linking it up with one of the best videos ever made, except the seasoned Christian takes over where Dawson left off in the original. Funny, Christian seems more Coney Island than Fire Island, but judging from the promo shots, nobody's going to be disappointed here, especially those of you into interracial fucking, white tops on black ass, musclemen, the ever punky Christian and sex in the great outdoors.

California Bareback Sex Calendar

Ah, to be missing out...'tis not a great feeling. There are three momentous bareback events taking place in California this week. One is a gangbang featuring Damien Silver, the hottest ass in bareback porn, in an LA hotel, Saturday night. I can only wonder if parts of it will be recorded for a new video to be released in the near future...one can only hope. The other is the monthly bareback party at the Camp Palm Springs, an event that has had its ups and downs over the years, but of late, re-inventing itself by featuring porn stars as an attraction. Jayson Park was the host's featured bottom last month and on Saturday, the party will star the talents of Sean Hunter and little Trey Maddox. We'll be coming back to these guys later.
Another bareback event on the California sex calendar is the Cockpit Party in San Francisco, which seems to be back in the good graces of barebackrts, since it's posted among the party listings, after being 86'd for a couple of months. I guess Gehno of the Cockpit and the Pornmaster at barebackrt have come to an understanding, for they were in competition for tops and bottoms until just recently. The bbrts party, Cummunion and the Cockpit party no longer take place on the same night, so I guess all's right between them.
Going back to Sean Hunter: you know him. He was a Hot Desert Knights discovery, a dedicated top distinguished by the biohazard tat on his groin. We saw him fuck Trey Maddox in an HDK video, and then Treasure Island Media picked up on him, and he got to fuck Christian (in 'Built to Fuck' maybe, I'm too lazy to check, but it's on the TIM website) and then he re-appeared to fuck Go-Go Eddie (Hibbs) in TIM's 'Bone Deep.' He's a reliable fuck and I'm sorry I won't be down in the desert to test him out. As for Trey, he was famously fucked by megatop Steve Wiley for Hot Desert Knights, on a massage table...'is there an extra charge for a prostate massage?' 'No, it's complimentary.' 'Cool.'...in a sequence remembered for the drops of cum that dripped on the camera lens. Trey was the featured bottom one night at the infamous HDK warehouse sex parties down in Palm Springs. The deal was the featured bottom got one of the big raised platforms all to himself and anybody could fuck him. Little (he's maybe, what? 5-2) Trey got a lot of attention that night. Anyway, the California boys have a lot going on this weekend, too bad for the rest of us. Way too bad.

Best Bareback Videos of 2011...Wrap Up

Here it is nearly March and I haven't done my wrap up of bareback porn videos for 2011. Well, obviously, there wasn't much last year that really excited me except for the breakout of 3 porn producers, who've been around but finally found their places in our nasty mondo porno.

Oh, I guess the video I liked best from last year was 'Real Cumdumps of New York' by the Raw Fuck Club. Yeah, I fell for the box cover with its biohazard logo on the back of a top's tee-shirt...I thought the top would be wearing the biohazard tee in the movie but actually it was just the graphic designer's placement of the artwork. And it worked. And it turned out to be a great entertainment. I like gonzo video, but I'm also in schticks, themes and even basic storylines. Owen Hawk took 4 very different types of New York pigbottoms and did a take on the Real Housewives genre. A very nice guy (sorry I can't access his name) plays the Third World immigrant type, Jayson Park plays the white collar intellectual type, Dominick Rider plays the gymn bunny type and Marco Cruise plays the streetsmart hustler type...and they're all hot cumdumps, all the sequences were nicely directed by Owen Hawk. And he's one of the three 'new' producers I'm citing as sources for hours of great pornsex in 2012, if they live up to their work issued last year.

The other two are Robby Mendez, long the Latino sextoy stuffed by numerous black dicks in Rawstrokes productions...Robby has his own brand now and he stars in most of the scenes, so check it out by starting with Robby Mendez in your search, these may be hard to find. It took me a while to warm up to Robby; I always thought he wasn't filmed quite right to show off his best asset, his totally receptive and talented hole. Now that he's in charge, he's showing it off to its best advantage.

Finally, the third producer is Black Breeders...where there are no stars as such, but always nasty sex. The sex was always there; it's just the production values that have improved substantially. And there's a bottom over there...a Gio (Joe?) Jones, the hottest black jizzhole among all the talent that Black Breeders, Raw Swagga, Thug Mania, Black Rayne, etc. made available to us in 2011. So there you have it....2011...Raw Fuck Club by Owen Hawk, Robby Mendez Productions and Black Breeders. That's where you'll find all the hottest moments in porn last year.

Now I'll have to get to my review of 'Manfuck Manifesto,' Treasure Island Media's newest dvd, in my next posting.

Scouts' Badge for Bottoming

It's been a while since I was a Boy Scout but I recall deep from the recesses of my memory, something about 'Be Prepared.' A good scout was always prepared, and in those days it meant something about keeping a jack knife and a compass on you at all times. For aging boy scout bottoms it could also mean keeping yourself cleaned out at all times. I can only reason that the bottom half of a long term relationship cleans himself out before going to bed and first thing upon getting up in the morning. I mean, I've never had a relationship where I slept with somebody, the same somebody, night after night...so I'm only trying to make sense of it. If your mate starts putting the moves on you in the middle of the night, the least you can do is oblige and you'd better be ready for anything.

Back in the '80's when I was an exclusive top and didn't give an itty bitty thought about what bottoms have to do, I had a colleague at work who was decades ahead of me, as far as awareness was concerned. I guess Barry was versatile, and I'm not sure why I think that, because he never left the house without a cleaned and lubed hole. I discovered this when we had occasion to travel together on business, when we shared a room at the Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim, this was years ago. After dinner, he announced that he was going to take a cab to hit the gay bars in Garden Grove, the town next door to Anaheim where all the gay bars were at the time, and could I leave for a while so he could get ready? Getting ready meant cleaning out and lubing his hole with vaseline which is what he liked to use, I found out.
Then he told me that this is what he did every night. Just in case. Be prepared.

Now that I have 3 fuck buddies, I've altered my lifestyle to accommodate their tastes. They're all daybirds...one is an early morning bird, another is a nooner and the other hits me up on his way home from work. Now I'm not about to turn down a chance to get laid. Since my conversion, the only certain thing is that I'm going to take my HIV with me to the grave, so there's no good reason to pass up a chance or put off an opportunity, much less to be noble. This means I have to be prepared just about all the time, and this requires a scout's dedication.
Scout's honor.
Listen up, all you bottoms working on your scout's badges.
Be prepared.
I think I've earned my badge.

Filipino Flips for Pumped Dick

I've blogged before about how much I enjoy vacuum pumping and how pleased I am with the results. Yes, you can increase the size of your dick, most certainly temporarily and with religious diligence, permanently, as well. Our Puritan culture asserts that you cannot increase the size of your dick without surgery but how the hell would they know...they who pretend that a penis is merely for procreation? Just because they hate theirs, doesn't mean you can't love yours. And then they'll tell you, oh well, yes, maybe you can increase the size of your dick, but it won't be by much. Oh yeah, well, when it comes to dick, 1/4 inch is a lot, and a whole inch is possible but it will take a long time, and as I said...you must pump it up...religiously. Praying to Jesus won't help here.
I like to pump up before I go out to the bars or when I'll be wearing jeans or hell, I pump it up whenever I go out. With my pump it takes about 30 minutes to get a plump fat dick, and then I'll wrap it up with a twisted black sweatband. I can't get a cockring on it after I've pumped.
And then I go out.
Last week I was at a popular bookstore on Market St. A regular bookstore not a dirty bookstore, there aren't any of those anymore on Market St, they're all on Polk St. or SOMA. So I'm wandering around when I notice a shortish, middle-aged Filipino guy kind of hanging around, not quite following me but always keeping within view of where I am. I spend a bit longer than I need to, looking over books that I don't care about, because he's like wanting to be teased and I was in the mood to tease...my fat cock was clearly bulging through my jeans which aren't that tight, but definitely show a good roll.
When I get to a more desolate corner of this bookstore, this Filipo guy gets fairly close, crouches down and pretends to look for a book on the shelf closest to the floor. And then, after pausing for about ten seconds, reaches up and cops a feel. Just enough to squeeze my sausage. And then he's up and outta there. I walk over to the main aisle of the bookstore and can't see a sight of him. He got the hell out of there right quick. It's like maybe he thought I was going to report him to a clerk or something. In the 1950's, this is what might have happened, and the police might have been summoned. But in the new century, this is merely quaint behavior, rather charming actually in that one can find his desires satiated in such an elementary and primitive way.
And did I want this to happen? I don't know and I'm not going to give it much thought. I just wanted to write that some more souls are still trapped in the last century. And some have advanced to one step beyond staring with a nose pressed up against the window. They're actually touching.
I'll continue to pump, taking the lead from the late, great super pornstar and businessman Al Parker, who didn't invent but certainly popularized vacuum pumping. Old Al probably used to pump up before walking down to the local 7-11 for a pack of cigarettes. I may not be there yet but I'm getting there, getting off on those poor souls who reach, grab and run.